We have a huge coup and snagged an Oscar winner (sorry Leo) for the list. Looking at the picture, you can see that Mr. Mcconaughey has opted to push his longboard along with a stick with wheels on the end (why?) in lieu of wearing shoes and pushing. Imagine that, he has gone to specific lengths to invent a nonsensical wheelie stick so he doesn’t have to put shoes on. However he looks like one of the pucca shell necklace surf cross over dweebs. I feel sorry for the dog, who you can see in this photo is trying to stop his master from making an even larger anus of himself:
The dog is called BJ mind you so there was never any hope for him.