18/03/2010 | by admin
I can almost feel the itching. Mind What You Wear brings you the woolly condom, designed to protect you against the cold (and nothing else, mind you.) Also, latest research shows that your sperm cells are much smaller than the wholes in an average woolly sock, so this thing will not prevent you reproducing little youse. Next time you think about buying a crocheted thong to your girlfriend, think about these first.